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Howdy there – welcome to Parody Sex Games! If you haven't heard of us before, let me be the first to announce that we're the go-to place on the Internet right now for dudes with erections who happen to love video games. We've been working for a very long time to create the best games out there and in this particular area, we're looking at parody releases. What are parody releases, exactly? Well, the central theme is that we take an existing franchise, or game, or whatever else, and produce a porn-themed variant of it. This is great for people who have a passion for a particular type of adult material and want to get their hands on more – we've all seen the success of rule 34 after all! Parody content is generally focused toward the popular end of production too, so you're likely going to get a sense of just how much effort and time we put into gifting the world with porn that'll make them jizz time and time again – with the demands of the masses treated as an absolute priority!
The problem with a lot of porn parodies that already exist is that the studios producing them generally don't have the budget that's fit for the occasion. That's something we can fix here at Parody Sex Games, since we're backed extensively with an incredible amount of cash that'll keep us busy for a long time to come (and for you to cum!). Production costs for parodies are expensive because people expect you to be as true to the original material as possible. That means often times, employees are 'forced' to go watch the movies or play the games that we plan to imitate. While it might seem like a great day at the office – the boss still has to pay them for the privilege! This makes things pretty expensive, especially if you want the final result to be good.
Game Of Whores
You'll be given the opportunity to pick from an all-star cast of male characters to kick start in this title: women will be added at a later date! Depending on your choice, the starting location – as well as stage in the overall plot – will be changed. Game of Whores is a parody release that we themed around Game of Thrones, with over 70 unique NPCs from the original series available for you to interact with and fuck – some are even keen to engage in threesomes if you manage to convince them! Game of Whores has a great combat system, as well as hundreds of thousands of dialog options that you can explore, as well as many cities, trading posts, enemies to defeat and so on. The most important thing for us when it came to Game of Whores was to ensure that people would want to play the game even if it didn't have the adult elements included – turns out that it was well received and we genuinely think that even with a standard level of smut for the Game of Thrones series, it'd do fantastic! Thankfully, when we add in the sex, the game is dialed up quite a lot and yeah – it's addictive as fuck!
Game of Whores was released around 6 months ago, but within the next few weeks, we actually plan to add in brand-new content that no one has seen before! A common trend here on Parody Sex Games is to work with the best titles we have – parodies or not – so that the fan favorites are really given their time to shine. We still do update games that don't get quite as much traffic, but we have to prioritize the hottest titles, otherwise people would get too damn angry at us!
Final Fantasy Heaven
As a parody of FFVII, we think that Final Fantasy Heaven (FFH for short) is probably our most prized title. The reason for this is because after the rerelease was created for PlayStation, we had a whole bunch of new ideas – as well as an artwork focus – to work with. Sure, we could have worked with the tiny pixel sprites available way back in the day from the PS1 classic, but it was important for us to give the fans something they could truly jerk off over. The new version of the game also introduced fresh elements for us to explore, such as the relationship with Jessie that cloud has – especially when it comes to her attitude and playful nature. These things weren't possible before, but now that they are, we've gone all-out to exploit the franchise and Final Fantasy Heaven is literally one of the best games we have on the roster. The game features turn-based combat too – much like the original, because let's be honest, that's far better than the remake's approach! Everything else is pretty much as you'd expect it though: only with a hell of a lot more sex, fucking, cum, naughty outfits and so on. Let your fantasies revolving around FFVII turn into a full-on sexual adventure, friend.
You'll have the chance to fuck every single character in the game – even the dudes! That's right: FFH is one of the few titles we host here on Parody Sex Games that can appeal to all of the bisexual gamers out there. Who doesn't want to see Cloud's cute little boy butt getting blacked? Oh, we also found some very unique attachments that Barrett can equip – perfect for extreme penetration as and when required. Seriously, if you like porn and you enjoyed FFVII, this has to be your first port of call – we're so excited to have this release up and running!
A constant churn
Parody Sex Games wants to publish the best of the best, which is why the team works around the clock to give you these games. We're not going to waste our time giving you anything less than perfection, so naturally, sometimes these titles can take a while to get done. As a result of this fact, the team works on a number of parallel projects and when one is waiting for another department to do something, the team can flip over and focus their efforts on something else. It might sound chaotic – it is – but with some great software and an amazing boss (that's me, but I'm still amazing), the end result is a motivated team that is incredibly productive. We also take a lot of inspiration from the core material which may or may not be regularly updating itself. The Expanse is a good example – while the books exist, we want to follow along with the TV show as our number one priority. New seasons force us to rethink interactions and consider adding new gameplay and the like. It's not an easy business to be in, but we think that our approach to XXX parodies is the right way to go about doing things.
Our current schedule has around 8 games planned for release in the next 12 months, but this could honestly be as few as 6 or as many as 10! We're never quite sure what we're able to do, and like I said: we don't want to rush anything. A quick look at Cyberpunk 2077 (we're working on a sexy parody, don't worry!) will show you that releasing a bad game, even if it has been delayed over and over again, is a pretty terrible idea. Parody Sex Games doesn't want to commit any sins – at least not of the non-sexual variety.
Community focused gaming
I want to make it absolutely clear to you that the community here at Parody Sex Games is a big part of our focus, so we don't waste any time in getting feedback from the gamers out there to truly understand what's going on and get ideas of what they'd like to see changed. Our forums have a specific area for you to talk to us about your experiences and we really want you to tell us all that you can – lest we mess up and give you something less than perfect. Parody Sex Games wants to push the envelope in this regard and we're confident that by communicating regularly with the people who actually use our platform, we can build something the likes of which has never been seen. This community approach also means that you have direct content with developers, who are encouraged to visit the forums and give advice, tips or raw data on a game mechanic that they'd like to learn more about. We're so happy to be at this stage and want you to know that Parody Sex Games really is taking things to the next level. If you want to come along for the ride, that would be very much appreciated!
It's also worth mentioning that we have a rather active and rowdy Discord server: something all true gaming destinations should boast, right? The server has a sub-section for each and every game, which you can utilize to talk to others about whatever it is you desire. It might seem like a bit of a weird thing to do, but you'd be amazed at the feedback we've received – as well as how active these servers are! Parody Sex Games loves being able to connect gamers, even if they are extremely horny and mainly using our services for the purposes of pleasuring their genitals.
Now then: I think I've discussed all that needs to be discussed regarding our parody games and why you should sign up: create your account and let's get this party started!
